14/07/05
Nip/Tuck The website has undergone a few noticeable changes. I
hope you like it. Please tell me your responses and suggestions. I know you
are getting a bit bored by the old pictures and content, I will have to find
the time to get some new stuff and take some photos. However a humble
appeal is made to you to send in you own stuff and some of you own pictures
(if you are a girl, then I ask for many pictures of you and your friends).
In the meanwhile at least pretend to laugh at the old stuff. It wasn’t
me Those of you who find anything
said in the Forum offensive, should please bare in mind that anyone is free
to write what they want about who they want in the Forum and I accept no responsibility
to what they say (read the disclaimer). If you want to do something about
it please direct all verbal and physical abuse to the person in question
and don’t call your
boyfriends/girlfriends/cousins/brothers/fathers/gardeners for me as I will
not pay for their hospital bill. In with
the new… again I am always trying to keep this website fresh by
bringing new things to you (Ideas from you would be appreciated). Since the
‘Viewers Page’ has been neglected, I have given it the boot. After intense
negotiations, I had finally hired qualified people to share their great
wisdom with us on the site. Unfortunately negotiations fell apart so that
page too was scrapped. I now have a ‘Downloads’ page, where you can
obviously download stuff. Let’s just hope that this time the page will be a
success and keep you coming back. Give it a visit. And if you feel that
anything should be added, let me know.
You don’t have to have any
reason
for a pic of Angelina Jolie.
Home is where
the heart is Now that the site has reached celebrity status (without
making a porn video for help), it needs a homepage to match our new found
stardom. The last homepage served its purpose of being remotely funny for a
couple of seconds, so I decided to make a new one.
And so our
path divides… After a very successful 6 months of running the site, I
sadly inform you that Spaz has been fired. The
success of the site had left him in a bad state and he was caught on
numerous occasions selling his mothers jewellery to support his growing
crack addiction. This and the growing number of death threats he is
receiving has lead to his dismissal. His dedicated service and contribution
to this website will be missed. All we can do is pray.
The need
for speed I know that this website is slower than a paralyzed
turtle, but you just have to live with it. However if you really wish to
make a difference, generous donations can be made. Pictures
Please More pictures will be put up soon… stay tuned for more!
Help me by sending sum pics to [email protected]
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If you are really delayed and viewing this website for the
very first time (whatever were you thinking?), then here’s the old homepage…
About the
creators
This website is the result of many sleepless nights by Spaz and Tootla which resulted in
many supermodels getting turned down just so we could work at it.
“We can’t believe they turned
us
down, again!”
Being team players that we are, we slaved at work on our
“borrowed” laptops and resisted the urge to go out and party. Only determination,
endurance and hard work (and a little hope of getting some action) brings you
this first class website.
“Spaz
and Tootla… hard at work”
Anyway, we hope that you enjoy this website we have put
together. Feel free to send nice pictures (birds, landscape, hot Muslim school
girls etc.) to [email protected] and [email protected].
©2005
